tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-63505238089467771132024-03-13T02:31:49.801-05:00JJS in KCKThoughts, feelings, and experiences.JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.comBlogger222125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-17249694663594162932012-07-16T11:37:00.001-05:002012-07-16T11:41:29.417-05:00Two Cursed Restaurants Get Yet Another TryStop me if you've seen this before:<br/>
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1. A restaurant closes.<br/>
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2. The Pitch and/or the Star report on the closing.<br/>
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3. The comments section becomes some combination of indifference, regret, and disbelief that the place didn't close sooner.<br/>
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4. Someone then says something in the vein of: "I don't see you opening a restaurant! You should applaud these people for having the COURAGE to open their own restaurant, especially in this economy."<br/>
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And this is where I really have to fight the urge to respond.<br/>
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Opening a business is not something that should be lauded unconditionally.<br/>
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Here's what I'm getting at. If you asked me to list the worst spaces in my area to open a restaurant, the two at the top of my list would be the strange endcap space in the strip mall at 79th and Quivira (7820 Quivira), and the former Margarita's just west of Quivira at 12200 Johnson Drive.<br/>
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Why do I say this?<br/>
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Because I've lived in the area for 3 years, and in that time both spaces have housed at least 3 different restaurants. I don't think any of them lasted more than about 6 months.<br/>
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Instead of taking the hint, new owners are in place at both locations, with new dreams and new hopes that they'll be the ones to break the curse.<br/>
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The space at 79th and Quivira has been a Chinese place, a Mexican place, another Mexican place (with a buffet), Ray's Breakfast and Burgers, and Hot Mama's Bayou since 2009. It will soon open as Nick's Italian Pizza. I assume (and hope) that it is affiliated with the establishment of the same name in downtown KCK, which serves good NY-style pizza by the slice.
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The old Margarita's building is a less-visible, more-awkward space--you have to descend a flight of stairs to get to the dining room. The space has been occupied by another Mexican place, then Daniels' BBQ and Char-Grill BBQ/fried chicken since Margarita's moved out.*<br/>
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<i>*Ironically, Margarita's is now located in a former Hardee's at 79th and Quivira...in the parking lot in front of what will soon be Nick's Italian Pizza.</i>
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Now, signs are up for yet another smokehouse called Vintage BBQ. Sigh.<br/><br/>
Putting myself in the shoes of the new lessees, I can see the appeal. The rent has to be relatively low, and the spaces are built out as restaurants (which means minimal remodeling and possibly existing equipment/exhaust hoods). And at least with the pizza place, there is no pizza-by-the-slice option in the vicinity.<br/><br/>
But you also get what you pay for, which is a lack of visibility & atmosphere, and a proven track record of restaurant failure.<br/><br/>
Bottom line? I'm not wishing for either of these places to fail. But I won't feel sorry for them if they do.JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-65550970573061199162011-08-25T16:21:00.004-05:002011-08-25T16:36:30.705-05:00Basic Essentials Classes 101If you were to take a class named <em>Wine Essentials</em>, with the following description...
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<br /><em>Whether you are just discovering wine or an enthusiast who needs a refresher course, our Wine Essentials Course will provide you with the building blocks. You will learn the five S's of wine tasting as you explore 8 different wines. This class focuses on the 'classic' grapes, where they grow and why they grow there.</em>
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<br />...what would you expect the class to entail? How advanced would you expect it to be?
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<br />How about a class named <em>Smoking 101</em>?
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<br />Maybe my reading comprehension needs work, but I thought it was a safe assumption that these classes would be geared toward beginners who are looking to be eased into the intimidating worlds of wine and barbecue.
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<br />We took the “Wine Essentials” class recently at <a href="http://www.cellarratkc.com">Cellar Rat</a>, which is a nice store in the Crossroads with a good selection. Those who read this blog know I’m more a beer guy, but I do enjoy a good wine and have always enjoyed visiting this shop. They go out of their way to be enthusiastic and not pretentious about wine. They organize their store by price: the entire center section is wines under $25, while the more expensive bottles line the walls.
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<br />We and seven others sat down for the class. There was a group of 3--a set of parents and their daughter--down the table. The mom gleefully explained that the daughter was an architecture student and had just turned 21, and they wanted to set her off on the right foot. The mother also explained that they had drunk wine all over the world, but had never taken a formal class.
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<br />Oh boy.
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<br />The instructor was a friendly guy in his late 20s who started by giving us a brief history of wine. He then explained a technique for tasting wine, using the five ‘S’s – see, swirl, smell, sip, savor.
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<br />For the first wine, he asked us questions, like “What do you see?” Someone said “it’s really light,” and a comment from our resident experts was something to the effect that the color was normal for a Riesling.
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<br />When someone asked if we should rinse our glasses for the next round of wines, our experts piped in before our instructor, “No! No, you should never rinse your wine glass with water. There’s chlorine in water.”
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<br />Later, when the instructor asked what scents we picked up in one of the wines, the response was a sigh, a faraway gaze, and a longing “Napa Valley!” Never mind that it was a French wine…
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<br />The question of how to taste that first little sip that the waiter pours in a restaurant came up. The instructor mentioned that the cork is not presented to smell, and before he could finish our experts said, in unison, “No! You don’t smell it, you squeeze it to make sure it's wet,” with requisite hand gestures.
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<br />The daughter, who at 21 possesses more self awareness than her parents, hit her dad on the arm and said, “Let the instructor answer!”
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<br />We also got the story of how the sommelier at 40 Sardines (the former Leawood hotspot owned by Michael Smith and Debbie Gold pre-divorce) was their FAVORITE, and the sommelier was so good and knew them by name, and when they ate at Michael Smith they asked what happened to the sommelier, and Michael Smith said, “He’s right up the street! He opened his own shop!”, and she walked in and he was so happy to see them, and he remembered us and walked right over to pick up some of their best “buttery” Chardonnays because he knows exactly what she likes, and we just let him pick our wines because he’s so good…
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<br />The class itself was great, as was the instructor. Just...don’t be those people.
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<br />(Favorite line from the instructor: People say the most obnoxious things about wine. "Oh, it's fruity and precocious!" You know what? YOU'RE fruity and precocious.)
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<br />My wife and I were excited to take the smoking class a while back at the KC Culinary Institute. I had received a “starter” smoker for Christmas, and we both wanted to learn more about using it. We arrived there on a cold, rainy day ready to learn. As an introduction, the instructor asked how many of us were brand new to smoking. Only a few of us raised our hands. We found most of the class had been smoking for years, then he asked whether there were any COMPETITION TEAMS in the class. At least 10 people raised their hands, and they represented at least 3 separate groups.
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<br />Again: Competition teams. IN. SMOKING. 101. WTF???
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<br />Unfortunately, this meant the class moved way too fast. The basics were sloughed over in favor of more advanced techniques, even when we and the few other neophytes tried to slow it down with questions. It felt like the instructors were trying to show off for the barbecue nerds who were drooling over them instead of teaching those of us who hadn’t dropped a grand on a Traeger fully automated pellet smoker.
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<br />Now, I don’t deny the instructors’ knowledge whatsoever. They knew their stuff, and the main instructor is a published author, decorated BBQ cook, and professional chef. I also don’t deny that I learned some stuff, even if much of it went over my head.
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<br />I simply deny that this was at all a class for beginners, and should not have been billed as such.
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<br /> 1. We were asked what the best barbecue in town was. Someone said Oklahoma Joe’s. Get this – the instructor said NO. Pointed at the next person. NO. The next. NO. After about 6 of these, he said Danny Edwards. Hands down the best barbecue in town. I like Danny Edwards. It’s not the best barbecue in town. And don’t be an asshole and tell me I’m wrong.
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<br /> 2. After the class, we tried to ask a question on how to adapt some of the techniques for use on our basic electric smoker. We were basically scoffed at and told it would do a nice job “perfuming” our meat, but we’d best upgrade our equipment if we really want to do this. Well, maybe part of taking a class called SMOKING 101 was figuring out if we “really want to do this,” jerk.
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<br />Oh, and for the record: taking that class cost us more than TWICE as much our <strike>meat perfuming machine</strike> smoker which, as it turns out, makes really good meat with real smoke rings and everything.
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<br />Taking any “adult education” class is something of a leap of faith. It’s rare that there are meaningful reviews that one can consult in deciding what is or is not a good value. But let’s agree to stick to these rules of thumb:
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<br /> 1. If you call your class “basics”, “essentials”, “101”, etc. you should teach it as such, and you should definitely not condescend to the very people who took it for that very reason.
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<br /> 2. If you are a fairly knowledgeable person (or god forbid an expert) regarding the subject matter being taught, and choose to take a “basics” class anyway, you will shut your mouth and not come off like a pompous know-it-all ass.
<br />JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-61370043090908677772011-08-10T10:42:00.011-05:002011-08-10T16:03:13.082-05:00The Old Neighborhood, Pt. 1Saturday, I watched <em>Gran Torino</em> for the first time. I know; I’m a bit behind on my flicks.
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<br />If you haven’t seen it, Clint Eastwood plays a growling, bitter, bigoted, recently widowed veteran of the Korean War. He lives defiantly in his longtime home as the neighborhood around him falls into blight and becomes an incubator for gangs of all ethnicities.
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<br />Sunday, I went to my parents’ house to celebrate my brother’s birthday. While the old neighborhood has not declined to a <em>Gran Torino</em>*-esque level, the movie made me a bit more aware of the signs of decay than usual. It has certainly seen better days.
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<br /><em>*Incidentally, my parents' first car that I can actually remember was a 1975 Gran Torino. It was white, with leg-burning dark blue vinyl seats. It was also adorned with a "George Brett for President" bumper sticker, distributed during his MVP-winning 1980 season when he hit .390.</em>
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<br />Most neighborhoods, when transitioning from "working class/blue collar" to "poor", display common visual attributes. The old guard--generally long-term resident, empty nest couples in their 50s or older--still keep up their properties:
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<br />The old guard knows, deep down, that the neighborhood is going to shit. But just as people can ignore--or really, rationalize--the two nuisance pounds they gain every year, they do the same with the slow, gradual decay happening around them:
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<br />It's easy for the old guard to ignore a house like this (the rotting siding and unkempt yard look worse in person than in this picture). It keeps them sane, keeps them rooted in place, keeps them from ruminating on the herculean task of relocating all the possessions and memories accumulated over a lifetime.
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<br />Then you see this, which shockingly was occupied (as of last month, at least):
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<br />Each of these houses is less than 1/2 block from one another.
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<br />For me, distance equals perspective. I hadn't driven down most of these side streets in well over a decade, and it really opened my eyes. The places where I used to happily ride my bike were now...seedy. A little creepy. And more than a little sad.
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<br />The baseball fields where I spent countless summer nights as a player and spectator have been abandoned for years, victims of hard times and a general decline in baseball interest among urban kids:
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<br />This photo is a bit of a non sequitur; I just found it funny and appropriate to see a "watch for pedestrians" sign on a narrow street that, like nearly all KCK streets, has no sidewalk.
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<br />Just down the street is a strip mall that has been dying since I was 10. Among other things, it housed a TG&Y when I was young, where I'd buy cheap blank cassette tapes and baseball cards. Now the only activity is at Family Dollar and the tiny liquor store. There's also a health food store that appears occupied, but mostly it's just empty, vandalized space:
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<br />Demographics in the area dictate that when there is new construction, instead of a half-decent grocery store, it's a Dollar General (sorry for the blur). For the 7 things you can't get at the aforementioned Family Dollar, naturally:
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<br />I'll post a few more later...JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-83845193486403255582011-07-25T14:46:00.006-05:002011-07-25T15:06:06.872-05:00P90X: An EpilogueAfter my wife and I realized that our gym was a) getting boring, and b) kind of a dump, we decided to give something else a try.<br /><br />Enter P90X.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5Zlo5RxmCELPtwZWXA8NtmbfzqxerO-BnAFeMYnrw3xhD2ShLec0zf4WPtqlmYL90UvVBT84MMO11SghQl6aHUa0tk6ABqWbBRdpDHg3c8iVlT4IK1AOrWTIZ3gsJ8GQrLgwjaj1Hb3pu/s1600/P90X-Extreme-Home-Fitness-Guides.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 319px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5Zlo5RxmCELPtwZWXA8NtmbfzqxerO-BnAFeMYnrw3xhD2ShLec0zf4WPtqlmYL90UvVBT84MMO11SghQl6aHUa0tk6ABqWbBRdpDHg3c8iVlT4IK1AOrWTIZ3gsJ8GQrLgwjaj1Hb3pu/s400/P90X-Extreme-Home-Fitness-Guides.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5633379712008714210" /></a><br /><br />My guess is that everyone has at least heard of the fitness program; I’d wager that most people who regularly stay up past 11pm have taken in some portion of their ubiquitous infomercial.<br /><br />The basic gist is that you are to diligently follow the workout and meal plans (or, in P90X parlance, “bring it”) for 3 months. After this time, they promise, you'll be ripped, shredded, and altogether awesome.<br /><br />The program appealed to us because they weren’t selling some BS, spend-45-minutes-a-week-in-your-basement path to fitness. There was no CGI showing how a $999 machine (12 easy payments!) made your abs red (working HARD!) instead of blue (not working!). <br /><br />P90X has a much more honest approach: work really hard, push “play” every day, and you will get into great shape.<br /><br />So we took the plunge, determined to follow the program as strictly as we could. Below are my semi-organized thoughts.<br /><br /><em><strong>First Things First:</strong></em><br />This program is no joke. It is HARD. You will be sore as hell for the first week or two. You have to really want to do it; otherwise, you’re wasting your money. Also, look at the “Fit Test” online to see if you’re ready to do the program. I thought I was in okay shape, but I barely passed some of their minimum qualifications for the program.<br /><br /><em><strong>Equipment:</strong></em><br />We bought the DVDs and literature on eBay (around $80). We bought a pull-up bar ($37) and a set of heavy-duty resistance bands ($70) on Amazon. We bought a yoga mat at Target ($10). We already had one yoga mat and a set of 15 lb. and 20 lb. dumbbells. Total cost was about $200, or 5 months of gym fees. Not exactly cheap, but we’ll never have to buy any of that stuff again.<br /><br /><em><strong>The Workouts:</strong></em><br />P90X comes with 12 workout DVDs. There are 5 resistance workouts (4 upper body, 1 lower body); 4 cardio workouts (kenpo/martial arts, plyometrics, core synergistics, and a generic one they suggest for when you don’t feel like REALLY working out); yoga; an ab workout; and a stretching routine.<br /><br /><em><strong>The Program:</strong></em><br />If you follow the workouts strictly, you’ll be going at it 6 days a week. My wife and I did over 90% of the workouts as scheduled, which required quite a lot of planning, discipline, and coordination. The workouts alternate between resistance and cardio for three weeks, followed by a slightly less intense 4th week. Then, the two upper body workouts are swapped for two different upper body workouts for a month; the final month alternates the two programs.<br /> <br />The workouts are, again, HARD. Our first workout was plyometrics (jump training), and I was winded after the warm-ups. I made it halfway through before I had to quit because I was tempting death.<br /><br />Here’s something that will rule out P90X for a lot of people: it takes a LOT of time. If you follow the program strictly, here’s what a typical week would look like…<br /><br />Monday – Chest and Back (60 min), Ab Ripper (15 min)<br />Tuesday – Plyometrics (60 min)<br />Wednesday – Arms and Shoulders (60 min) Ab Ripper (15)<br />Thursday – Kenpo (60 min)<br />Friday – Legs and Back (60 min), Ab Ripper (15)<br />Saturday – Yoga (90 min)<br /><strong>TOTAL: 7 hr, 15 min per week</strong><br /><br />It’s a lot. It can be a drag, especially toward the end. We did almost all of this, but usually the additional 15 minute ab workout is what fell by the wayside. To be honest, we have both admitted that we wouldn't have made it through if the other person hadn't been there for support, encouragement, and accountability. Also, knowing there was a finite 90-day timetable made it more bearable.<br /><br /><em><strong>The Meal Plan:</strong></em><br />Before starting the program, they had us calculate how many calories we’d need based on our weight and activity level. My calculations indicated that I would need to eat well over 3,000 calories a day, including some 12 oz. of lean meat every night for dinner. If I had a personal chef, I would have been glad to oblige. Instead, getting home and finishing our workouts after 7pm some nights meant we ate what we could. The recipes and such actually looked pretty good; I just can’t eat at 8:30 every night.<br /> <br />As it was, I followed a careful diet for the first 8 weeks of the program. I ate lean meats, nothing fried, lots of vegetables, extra protein. I stayed very close to the ingredients they listed in the plan. In two months, I had zero burgers, one order of fries, and two slices of pizza. I even limited my beer intake to about 2 a week. For me, this dietary discipline is as impressive as sticking to a workout plan 6 days a week for 3 months.<br /><br />I also abandoned the diet after 8 weeks. Why? See below.<br /><br /><em><strong>The Results:</strong></em><br />Let’s be honest: most people get into working out to lose weight. If that is your goal, P90X is NOT the workout for you. After 8 weeks--and eating fewer calories than the program suggested—I weighed exactly the same as when I started. My wife GAINED a couple pounds. It was a little frustrating in that sense, because even though you know you’re improving your health it’s easy to get hung up on that number. It was really frustrating for my wife, because she wasn’t looking to add muscle.<br /><br />And—here’s the positive part--we both added a lot of muscle. My biceps now have stretch marks. Women who work with my wife ask in awe if they can touch her arms. I can see actual ab muscles, even if they’re somewhat obscured by my something-less-than-flat midsection. After walking by a mirror at home, we sometimes have to stop because we see a new calf or shoulder muscle that we’ve never noticed before.<br /><br />From a fitness standpoint, I in the best overall shape of my life...at almost 36 years old. I nearly tripled the number of pushups I could do at the beginning. I went from being unable to do a pullup to being able to do sets of 8, partially healing a bum shoulder in the process. <br /> <br />Most surprising? I feel FAST. This is totally new to me. In my first softball doubleheader this summer, I was on 1st base and a teammate was on 2nd. On a base hit to the gap, I nearly caught him at home. It’s unreal. I feel like a damn gazelle.<br /><br />So what now? I took a few weeks off from the madness to get my bearings. Last week I did a couple of the weight workouts to ease me back into things, though the heat has made it difficult to find the energy to do anything at full intensity.<br /><br />However, I do think I will be doing at least some of these workouts on a weekly basis for the foreseeable future. No more 6-night-a-week madness, but something. There are enough different workouts to keep it interesting, and I worked too hard to let myself regress completely.<br /><br /><em>Questions about our experience with P90X? Feel free to post them below.</em>JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-84229949632739356912011-07-18T10:38:00.003-05:002011-07-18T10:48:27.862-05:00Gas Prices and Diminishing ReturnsAs everyone complains about gas prices, fuel efficiency is the focus of nearly every automaker’s commercials right now. <br /><br />You’ll remember that this was also the case in mid-2008, as we experienced our first dose of $4/gallon gas. You may also remember that this fell by the wayside shortly thereafter. The speculative oil bubble exploded violently just as the economy tanked, cutting gas prices by more than half (to $1.60!!!) only six months later.<br /><br />And of course, the market share of SUVs increased significantly as our short memories coincided with dealer overstocks and reduced prices.<br /><br />I digress.<br /><br />For now, high gas prices are back, which means fuel-sippers are hot items. But how much money will you save by driving one of these vehicles?<br /><br />You’ll find that the law of diminishing returns comes into play here.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNIPQNC7RV3ljaHItp-luSTKaWNiQwuuOrY3HpCaAwJ1tabjg4SIWPg3AIeUUuo_IjXaM0BJNzzDMneaCm5nuG7KBbuWSw6jg7FSNF5Pc-7a__YYulVRgWYk6ULfWETSPW33cmP_FmeLod/s1600/mpg.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 241px; height: 185px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNIPQNC7RV3ljaHItp-luSTKaWNiQwuuOrY3HpCaAwJ1tabjg4SIWPg3AIeUUuo_IjXaM0BJNzzDMneaCm5nuG7KBbuWSw6jg7FSNF5Pc-7a__YYulVRgWYk6ULfWETSPW33cmP_FmeLod/s400/mpg.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5630718471458466978" /></a><br /> <br />All numbers assume 12,000 miles/year and $3.75/gallon of gas. The savings are what you would save by upgrading from the previous mileage; i.e. a vehicle with 25 mpg saves $450 per year over a vehicle with 20 mpg.<br /><br />You can see that the big savings come at the low end of the mpg spectrum: going from 15 to 25 mpg trounces the savings of going from 25 to 50 mpg ($1200 vs. $900). <br /><br />Just going from 15 to 20 mpg ($750) nearly matches the savings of going from 25 to 45 mpg ($800).<br /><br />I'm a big fan of saving energy and money (heck, it's the primary focus of my job), but the payback has to make sense. Before you run out and buy a new car, or try to decide between a hybrid and a standard engine, it's worth figuring out how much you'll actually be saving.JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-13702705231190673102011-05-31T09:04:00.003-05:002011-05-31T09:07:33.944-05:00Random Text-Based Google Voicemail<em>Google Voice offers the option of getting a voice-to-text "translation" sent to your email when someone leaves a message. Here's one that I received over the weekend:</em><br /><br />My name is Peggy and I'm calling in a volunteer Christian work from here and Mary we've been making available to people in our area without charge, a book that answers from the Bible says questions as how we can have a happy, <strong>Your family life, white guy,</strong> permits F Creek and what he will do in the future to do away with sickness and death here on the error. If you would like a copy of this book at no charge. That shows were to look in your own Bible to find the answers to these questions. Please call XXX-XXXX leave your name and address and I'll be sure to have it delivered to you without charge. Thank you.JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-23404451708859471402011-05-25T13:43:00.002-05:002011-05-25T13:59:10.446-05:00Paul Splittorff, 1946-2011<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjL7I5F9ImUla7Utx-5Zy-vQap0Gy1Jfb_9ZRVAlSPPFEqf5nOi9bkzWtuyeJT9kP5Wp1bWadfKUaOs3-9UgE9vb_md-maee3gfi_vgAyiBHONqTCHyYDO3iQluO9JAlaQ_ZWOmBPqgR2Tu/s1600/Splittorf0014_SP_5-7-09_JFS_05-0_05-17-2011_P41LHTUT_standalone_prod_affiliate_81.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 318px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjL7I5F9ImUla7Utx-5Zy-vQap0Gy1Jfb_9ZRVAlSPPFEqf5nOi9bkzWtuyeJT9kP5Wp1bWadfKUaOs3-9UgE9vb_md-maee3gfi_vgAyiBHONqTCHyYDO3iQluO9JAlaQ_ZWOmBPqgR2Tu/s400/Splittorf0014_SP_5-7-09_JFS_05-0_05-17-2011_P41LHTUT_standalone_prod_affiliate_81.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5610726283422676642" /></a><br /><br />I have been a Royals fan since I was too young to pronounce my W's (my favorite 2B was Frank "Right"). As I sat in front of the TV for nearly every Royals road game, I learned before I was even in Kindergarten that the answer to my mom's nightly question--"what inning is it?"--was always "8th". A lower number meant she would make me go to bed, but a game in the 8th was close enough to ending that I could stay up a little later to see the conclusion.<br /><br />I say this just to establish that Paul Splittorff has always been a part of my summers, from his days as a pitcher to the last 24 years as a broadcaster.<br /><br />He epitomized hard work and getting the most out of one's talents.<br /><br />He is known as extremely generous with his time and knowledge.<br /><br />And the next time I hear someone say something negative about him will be the first. <br /><br />I didn't realize how much I'd miss him--his voice, his contributions, his presence--until he was gone. Word spread of his grave illness last week, but it didn't hit home until now.<br /><br />He was a Royal from day one (drafted before the Major League team even existed)--a link to the glory days.<br /><br />I can think of no finer, more honorable ambassador for a baseball franchise than Paul Splittorff.<br /><br />May he rest in peace.JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-81170010973738427922011-05-10T11:00:00.002-05:002011-05-10T11:21:21.413-05:00Tipping at a Sushi PlaceWe went to <a href="http://jjsinkck.blogspot.com/2009/03/sakura-sushi-train.html">Sakura (AKA Sushi Train)</a> at 75th and Nieman last night. We went a bit later in the evening, and the oval-shaped bar was less crowded than usual.<br /><br />We sat down to a train full of plates, which got us off to a good start. However, the train emptied rather quickly, and owing to the small crowd, it took a while before the chef made more food.<br /><br />When he returned, he asked us if we had any requests. We asked for eel (unagi), and he obliged a few moments later with two healthy plates of food.<br /><br />In response, we placed a few bucks in his tip glass.<br /><br />We then received our bill, and realized we needed to tip our waitress as well. But what's the breakdown? Between the chef and the waitress, who gets what?<br /><br />Well, I'm glad I asked. <br /><br />The hostess/manager explained it thusly:<br /><br /><strong>The money that is placed in the tip glasses at the sushi bar itself goes to the chefs only. The money that is left as a tip upon paying the bill (i.e. anything that doesn't go into the tip glass) is distributed to the servers AND the chefs.<br /><br />Additionally, the servers are paid by the hour (similar to pretty much any other restaurant) while the chefs are paid a set salary.</strong><br /><br />Good to know. I'm happy that she was forthcoming with the information. This may not apply unilaterally to all sushi restaurants, but I'd imagine most of them have a similar arrangement.<br /><br />It's always confusing when there are multiple entities providing service, so it feels good to clear this one up.<br /><br /><br />P.S. - In related sushi news, the short-lived Asian Breeze at 61st and Nieman is now Sushi Mido. The sign says "All You Can Eat". Should be interesting...we were going to stop there last night, but they're closed on Mondays. Let me know how it is if you check it out before we do.JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-10873471785024919222011-04-27T11:21:00.002-05:002011-04-27T11:25:18.567-05:00KC Beer BlogI'll be contributing occasionally to the most excellent <a href="http://kcbeerblog.blogspot.com">KC Beer Blog</a>. If you have any interest in getting the latest local info on beers, bars, festivals, etc. I recommend following them. They do a great job of staying current.<br /><br />My first post is <a href="http://http://kcbeerblog.blogspot.com/2011/04/how-many-calories-am-i-drinking.html">here</a>.JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-1877164430865830052011-04-22T09:55:00.003-05:002011-04-22T09:58:49.678-05:002011: A Cell Phone OdysseyI’m not a big gadget guy, so having the latest and greatest in mobile connectivity has never been a priority. I’m not technologically averse; I just don’t tend to buy a lot of toys…or really, stuff in general.<br /><br />That said, after my well-past-its-prime, 4-year old “feature” phone (i.e., it can text in the old school, hit the ‘3’ key four times to make an ‘f’ sort of way) drowned in a San Francisco rainstorm, I was using my wife’s old Motorola KRZR to get me by. <br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDVb3wclInXn11hzBdFnqIz6w1V0tjIq4iPQJSyyG1KIm7VoKe-a91O67NWTgBOzYYP6LfzwD1vhLJZ8aD_1q8CEYQtHtnxf0Sh-b6L0NX6K8EdFYjcbiguFpXYTlSWCxYOSQSPxzMe_9c/s1600/krzr.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 328px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDVb3wclInXn11hzBdFnqIz6w1V0tjIq4iPQJSyyG1KIm7VoKe-a91O67NWTgBOzYYP6LfzwD1vhLJZ8aD_1q8CEYQtHtnxf0Sh-b6L0NX6K8EdFYjcbiguFpXYTlSWCxYOSQSPxzMe_9c/s400/krzr.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5598421845673770626" /></a><br />Yes, it's red.<br /><br />After looking at how much Verizon was costing us each month, we decided to reassess our cell phone situation overall. We were ready…for smartphones.<br /><br />First piece of advice: CHECK FOR COMPANY AND ORGANIZATION DISCOUNTS. I found out that by sheer virtue of me being employed at my company, I qualified for monthly discounts of 22% (Verizon and AT&T) and 18% (Sprint). There were some add-ons that didn’t qualify for that full % off, but most of the bill did. You can check the three carriers above by simply searching their websites for “corporate discounts”, entering your work email address, and having them send the deals right to your inbox.<br /><br />If you know me, you know that some serious analysis was about to take place. With months of prior usage at my fingertips, I figured out the plans we needed. Most of our plan minutes on Verizon were calls to other Verizon phones (free on our plan), so we had to take that into consideration.<br /><br />When it came down to it, Sprint’s plan of 1500 minutes and unlimited data and text was the most affordable. Plus, they offered a $125 credit PER LINE to port a number over to a Sprint smartphone. Verizon was about $30/month more expensive. AT&T was only slightly more expensive than Sprint per month, but their plan only includes 2 GB of data. I know that’s a lot, but I also don’t want to worry about overages when I’m stuck at an airport for 6 hours and decide to stream a movie.<br /><br />We both got an EVO 4G. Huge display, runs Android, lots of cool features. <br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQDKT4n3EzM3SnwBkjfXatMRRI3QzdFzpv_nMJ8c2DHoVV_VjDhjpX4h60jJHt_eVCH-AqpfbSb8uLtecIpEvzmsqDaF9SbpDpaGiRGHY9CurOyKgwPGFsUolon7rCmRnr9oOXAuJSpavH/s1600/htc-evo-4g.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 323px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQDKT4n3EzM3SnwBkjfXatMRRI3QzdFzpv_nMJ8c2DHoVV_VjDhjpX4h60jJHt_eVCH-AqpfbSb8uLtecIpEvzmsqDaF9SbpDpaGiRGHY9CurOyKgwPGFsUolon7rCmRnr9oOXAuJSpavH/s400/htc-evo-4g.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5598422035733958322" /></a> <br /><br />The drawbacks: the huge display comes on an equally huge phone. Even in my relatively large paws, the phone felt cumbersome. Also, the huge display uses huge amounts of juice. Imagine a Hummer with an 8-gallon gas tank.<br /><br />Of course, those flaws are pardonable. Mostly, I was relieved to finally be done with all the research of plans and phones alike…or so I thought.<br /><br />Because there was a fatal flaw: we couldn’t make calls in our own house.<br /><br />Our coverage was bad enough that the first day I had the phone, I dropped a call 3 times in 5 minutes. Yikes. Things did not improve throughout the week.<br /><br />Fortunately, Sprint has a 30-day guarantee during which you can cancel a contract and return equipment. Which is good, but dammit. It was time to shop again.<br /><br />I wasn’t keen on AT&T’s data cap, nor Verizon’s extra $30/month. I saw that some AAA members had success getting a discount on T-Mobile, so in the spirit of leaving no stone unturned I gave them a call.<br /><br />Turns out there is no AAA discount. The sales rep asked to check my employer…no dice. Finally, she asked about my wife’s company.<br /><br />Hey! Turns out she gets a 10% discount. <br /><br />Hey again! Turns out the plan we would consider is already on sale, bringing our total down further.<br /><br />Hey hey hey! Turns out the day I called was the last day of a promotion: free myTouch 4G (their flagship phone at the moment, and Consumer Reports highest-rated smartphone) for new subscribers.<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0ibykrjni0ctBIVZnU-HZCoo0omYejU1ph7akrhk8vF6tvjRHBaj-Y-zGcr4Xryl1GR08AYscKFu359GFIBRYDyFl2BzjLCJc-tSgDl0ufGJvAJWIGnE1efSC4dwfEwH1aXpfePMoEu2X/s1600/myTouch-4G.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 214px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0ibykrjni0ctBIVZnU-HZCoo0omYejU1ph7akrhk8vF6tvjRHBaj-Y-zGcr4Xryl1GR08AYscKFu359GFIBRYDyFl2BzjLCJc-tSgDl0ufGJvAJWIGnE1efSC4dwfEwH1aXpfePMoEu2X/s400/myTouch-4G.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5598422174075301970" /></a><br /><br />Because they offer a 30-day guarantee as well, I figured I had nothing to lose. I finally placed my order after my Sprint phone dropped my call a couple times (oh, irony).<br /><br />We got the phones, and get much better coverage than before. Even if that changes, T-Mobile offers free Wi-Fi calling, which means we can make clear calls over our internet connection.<br /><br />The phones is more compact and more gentle on the battery. I really, really like it. And T-Mobile’s customer service has been excellent—I’ve gotten a knowledgeable, competent person every single time I’ve called.<br /><br />So, when it’s all said and done, don’t overlook T-Mobile as a potential carrier. Their reputation is mixed, but the negative impressions seem to be relegated to people who don’t use their services. Almost all the people who actually use T-Mobile seem very pleased. So far, so am I.JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-33632877169580406542011-04-14T14:50:00.003-05:002011-04-14T15:00:54.670-05:00Why Your Drive to Work is SlowHere are the results of my incredibly formal, ridiculously scientific survey as I waited for the light to turn green at 7:50 this morning. I was at a red light headed southbound on Nieman at Shawnee Mission Parkway.<br /><br />Of the 22 cars heading westbound on Shawnee Mission Parkway during their green light, only 7 drivers (31.8%) were looking vaguely in the direction of the road. The rest were involved in playing with their phone, turning around to yell at their kids, putting on makeup, or turned around looking for something in the back seat.<br /><br />Of the 8 cars turning from eastbound Shawnee Mission Parkway to northbound Nieman, 4 were looking at the road (50%), which is better, but still a bit alarming considering they were making a turn. One guy even pulled off the impressive smoking/playing with phone/greeting someone he knew in a passing car combo.<br /><br />I know bitching about other drivers is trite and tired, but it really is bothersome to see how few eyes are actually kinda-sorta on the road at any given time.JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-3813706255094042282011-04-11T11:18:00.003-05:002011-04-11T11:23:57.096-05:00How I Kept My Home Phone Number and Stopped Paying for a LandlineI had my home phone number for 11 years. It was actually my great-grandmother’s number for 30 years before that. I have a bit of an emotional attachment to that number, strange as that may sound. I didn’t want to surrender that number and let it disappear into the fiberoptic ether.<br /><br />On the other hand, I rarely use my home phone. I stripped all the extras (caller ID and the like) long ago to minimize the cost, and even then I didn’t get any value out of it. The vast majority of calls I receive are from my parents (who immediately call my cell if I don’t answer) and people I don’t want to talk to. Also, I have an established cell phone number that I don't want to surrender either.<br /><br />My solution (and yours, potentially)? Port my number.<br /><br />I first looked at <a href="http://www.google.com/voice">Google Voice</a>. They will port your existing number for a one-time $20 fee, which is about the same as what I was paying one month of phone service. After that, it’s free—any call to my Google Voice number can be forwarded to the number(s) of my choosing. <br /><br />The problem is that they only port wireless numbers – not landlines.<br /><br />I looked at other internet-based services, some of which allowed landline porting. However, they also came with a monthly fee attached (usually $4-$10 per month) and/or forwarding and per minute charges.<br /><br />Hmm.<br /><br />Then, it hit me. I would port my number to a prepaid wireless account, then to Google Voice. <br /><br />Success.<br /><br />Here’s how I did it:<br /><br />1. <a href="http://www.att.com/port">I checked my number on AT&T’s website to make sure it could be ported</a>.<br /><br />2. I went to Best Buy and bought the cheapest AT&T GoPhone I could find ($15).<br /><br />3. I called Customer Service to activate the account, and let them know I wanted to port my number. They helped me get that rolling, though I had to put a minimum amount on the phone to allow porting (another $15). NOTE: you will need your existing home phone account number and billing info. It’s easiest if you have a statement handy.<br /><br />4. They contacted my landline provider. I waited.<br /><br />5. I monitored the status at <a href="http://www.att.com/port">the AT&T website</a>. Once they contact your current carrier, they give you an anticipated porting date. Mine took just under a week.<br /><br />6. Once it said my porting was complete, my prepaid still wasn’t ringing. I had to call AT&T to finalize it. They took care of it in about 10 minutes.<br /><br />7. I immediately went to <a href="http://www.google.com/voice">Google Voice</a> and set up an account. Just pick a number. Any number. You won’t have it for long.<br /><br />8. After establishing my account, I clicked on “edit/change number” and entered my prepaid account number info. It costs $20 to port your wireless number to Google Voice.<br /><br />9. I got a message saying my prepaid account number wasn’t right. I figured my phone number was the same as my AT&T account number. Turns out it wasn’t.<br /><br />10. I called AT&T and got my account number. He asked me why I needed it. I was honest. He still gave it to me.<br /><br />11. Finished the porting process; I was told my number would be ported within 24 hours. It was.<br /><br />12. I set up my voicemail, forwarding preferences, etc. Now any call to my home number rings to my cell, with caller ID. I also get transcripts of voicemails sent via text or email to the number I choose. It’s a slick setup, and once you get ported over it costs nothing.<br /><br />Altogether, it cost me $15 for a new phone, $15 worth of prepaid service, and $20 to port to Google Voice. That’s $50, which in my book is a small price for being able to maintain my longtime number in perpetuity. For free.<br /><br />Here are a couple additional tips:<br /><br />1. Do not call your current landline provider. Your service will be cancelled automatically once your number is ported.<br /><br />2. In retrospect, it would have been easier to do all the <a href="http://www.att.com">AT&T stuff online</a>. Verify your number can be ported, then order the cheapest phone and the no-cost package (you’ll still need to put $15 of funds on the account). During the checkout process, you can select whether you want a new phone number or whether you want to bring an existing number over.<br /><br />3. When you check out, make sure you write down your account number. You’ll need it when you move to Google Voice (you can always call and get it if you forget).JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-14973337202324730742011-03-31T15:12:00.004-05:002011-03-31T15:39:26.404-05:00An Update on Dodge City Beef<a href="http://jjsinkck.blogspot.com/2010/03/dodge-city-beef.html">A while back</a>, I mentioned <a href="http://www.dodgecitybeef.com">Dodge City Beef</a> on this blog. At that time, they had just opened up a retail store at 11115 Johnson Drive in Shawnee, and they carried a line of responsibly raised beef from their family ranch in Kansas.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0EHj1MX1DQo3KyghKQQvkbIbgsRdYweI0gSOuEGQHO77ukYvnNI4ORtqXiOWYwxKfkjZkKjylvu6ztTSnOxUFlBejgFxUyM-ovqnQJUgu-0LsHovMfaujqeqloRQ1cNKzgsaRH0fw3Snu/s1600-h/a+002+(Large).jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0EHj1MX1DQo3KyghKQQvkbIbgsRdYweI0gSOuEGQHO77ukYvnNI4ORtqXiOWYwxKfkjZkKjylvu6ztTSnOxUFlBejgFxUyM-ovqnQJUgu-0LsHovMfaujqeqloRQ1cNKzgsaRH0fw3Snu/s400/a+002+(Large).jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5449280272077151362" /></a><br /><br />It's a year later, and the store has done quite well.<br /><br />For starters, they carry an even wider array of beef. Their filet mignon, sirloins, and ground beef (over 90% lean!) have been joined by harder-to-find cuts like flank and skirt steak, along with at least 3 types of roasts. For the 'cue enthusiasts, they get a regular supply of briskets now too, though I would recommend calling ahead if it's any time near a major competition.<br /><br />Also of interest is that they have taken on the products of other local ranchers with similar practices. They now carry whole chickens and a variety of pork including thick-cut chops, bacon, and shoulder. On my last visit, they even had some ground bison.<br /><br />The chicken, pork, and bison come from neighboring ranches, so they are not supplied quite as often. If you're looking for something in particular, it's best to call in advance to make sure it's in stock. Heidi, who runs the store, is always willing to set something aside for you.<br /><br />We buy all of our beef from there because we like the quality and knowing where our food comes from. If you're interested in that sort of thing, I'm sure you'll like their products as well. <br /><br />They're open from Tuesday-Saturday, and their number is 913-499-0204. You can also <a href="http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Dodge-City-Beef/215332293573">like them on Facebook</a> to be notified of special events and deals.JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-42703910200241016542011-03-24T13:13:00.005-05:002011-03-24T13:43:06.306-05:00Kansas City and The United States of TaraWhen we switched TV providers last year, one of the promos was the inclusion 3 months of HBO and Showtime for free.<br /><br />It worked. We got hooked on shows from both networks.<br /><br />We've been catching up on <a href="http://www.sho.com/site/tara/home.sho">The United States of Tara</a> ahead of its 3rd season premiere next Monday.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.sho.com/site/tara/home.sho"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtKC2XjprAKzugZkd71ogXMv5cJtF9hIlxoyzZC_a1J73soQgzlrqSH0jMOauOZusaEUYO24JG2T0puntLxcaROfHU3ceymbX5114dHIHE-Bp7HcQlOTeLGXMZGpzNocI-yBA4yASPKGoJ/s1600/20090211-tara.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtKC2XjprAKzugZkd71ogXMv5cJtF9hIlxoyzZC_a1J73soQgzlrqSH0jMOauOZusaEUYO24JG2T0puntLxcaROfHU3ceymbX5114dHIHE-Bp7HcQlOTeLGXMZGpzNocI-yBA4yASPKGoJ/s400/20090211-tara.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5587713565625872930" /></a></a><br /><br />The show is about a suburban family of four. The wife (Tara) suffers from Disassociative Identity Disorder, which you probably know better as Multiple Personality Disorder.<br /><br />There are at least 6 "alters" that have been introduced, each of which brings some semblance of levity, comic relief, or discomfort to the show's other characters.<br /><br />One of the most striking things to me is that fact that the show is set in Overland Park. And the references are spot-on, both in terms of Kansas City and the Johnson County/suburban dynamic.<br /><br />For example:<br /><br />-The husband gets arrested, and the cops tell Tara that they're taking him to the County Jail over in Olathe.<br /><br />-A creepy 27-year-old starts dating the teenage daughter, and he offers to buy her "a loft...in the Crossroads District."<br /><br />-The teenage son (who is gay) and a friend drive to a park. The experienced friend wants to show the son how to cruise for sex. In an obvious reference to Penn Valley/Liberty Memorial, the son says, "Yeah, I've been there plenty of times, but just for school. You know it's the only dedicated World War I Museum in the country?"<br /><br />-After Tara and the husband argue, the teenage son says he's keeping the house in the event of a divorce. He adds that he can't change schools because "Shawnee North has gangs." <br /><br />(This one is especially true-to-life: when the Shawnee Mission School Board was going through their redistricting plans back in September, some students at one of the elementary schools that feeds SM Northwest High School were going to be reassigned to Shawnee Mission North. Parents went apeshit, <a href="http://votenosmsdprop2.com/uploads/Petition_Opposing_SMSD_Redistricting_Proposal.pdf">going so far as to claim their property values would decline by 20% and ultimately cost the district money</a>. It's funny because they're using typical suburban denial in lieu of admitting the real reason: more poor and minority students go to SM North, and that's scary to them.)<br /><br />In trying to figure out how this came to be, I found an old <a href="http://blogs.kansascity.com/tvbarn/2009/02/how-united-stat.html">article from Aaron Barnhart</a>:<br /><br /><em>"We have someone working on the show who's from Overland Park, Kansas," said [show co-creator Diablo] Cody. "She said that everyone out there hangs out at the Ken-Taco-Hut."<br /><br />That someone, Lindsey Allen-Springer, is the manager of development at DreamWorks TV, which is producing "United States of Tara" for Showtime. It was DreamWorks co-founder Steven Spielberg's idea for a comedy about a woman with DID, or dissociative identity disorder, that Cody developed into this series. Allen-Springer, originally of Olathe, is a 2002 graduate of K-State.</em><br /><br />So there you go. If you have a chance, check out the show. It is alternately hilarious and heartbreaking, and always interesting.JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-36329855973611576832011-03-21T12:25:00.002-05:002011-03-21T12:29:11.857-05:00How To Turn Someone Into a Control Freak1. Promise a person you'll take care of something important.<br /><br />2. Don't take care of said important thing.JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-18115431591203651892011-03-17T12:10:00.004-05:002011-03-17T14:08:35.894-05:00Drunken Fish Sushi: A Detailed AccountA group of seven of us got together last night for a friend’s birthday dinner. The spot selected was Drunken Fish, the new outpost of the St. Louis-based trendy sushi restaurant. It’s located in the Power & Light District.<br /><br />First, the opinion portion of the review:<br /><br />The sushi was underwhelming. There was nothing wrong with it, but there was also nothing memorable about it. It’s probably a 4 on a 10-point scale.<br /><br />It didn’t help that the wasabi was nearly flavorless and without heat. That is, except for one person’s plate; we sampled his green stuff and it had an almost-acceptable horseradish kick. I ate a huge glob of mine straight, and it was less pungent than fresh-ground black pepper. When we pointed out this discrepancy, our waitress explained that it depends on how much you mix into your soy sauce, as if we couldn’t comprehend the concept of dilution.<br /><br />It was somewhat expensive, but probably not out of line with what you’d expect to pay at an establishment in your favorite KCMO-taxpayer-subsidized district.<br /><br />The atmosphere was pretty noisy, and I think that’s by design. Places with drinks called the “Asian Fetish” and “Dirty Kimono” typically aren’t known for being relaxing. And that’s fine—it is what it is.<br /><br />Now, the timetable portion of the review:<br /><br />7:35pm We were seated.<br /><br />7:40pm Drinks were ordered.<br /><br />7:58pm Drinks were finally received.<br /><br />8:05pm Our food order was finally taken.<br /><br />8:30pm My blood sugar tumbles into negative integers and I become very crabby.<br /><br />8:30:01pm My wife asks about our food.<br /><br />8:35pm Our waitress says our food is on its way.<br /><br />8:43pm A manager apologizes for our wait (finally) and says our food is on its way.<br /><br />8:50pm Our waitress says our food is being plated and will be right out.<br /><br />8:57pm Food finally arrives. We devour it quickly, thanks to hunger and our desire to get the hell out. Yeah…read on.<br /><br />9:15pm We request our checks.<br /><br />9:22pm We receive a round of Key Lime Pie shots from the manager as an apology. Um…okay, thanks, but we’re trying to leave.<br /><br />9:31pm A birthday dessert is brought out for us to share. Thanks, but really? Now?<br /><br />9:36pm Now it gets really bizarre. The waitress brings out COMMENT CARDS and jokes that you can use them to say “how awesome she was”. NOW she apologizes for everything taking so long, and this is their “soft opening”, and look over there—the general manager is making sushi, and we should come back for happy hour and their grand opening and all this other stuff. Also at this time, she delivers our checks, which we shove our cards in and immediately hand back.<br /><br />9:51pm We are finally cashed out.<br /><br />The first two timestamps are approximate within a few minutes (I had no reason to check my watch at that time). Everything else is actual time.<br /><br />Really. Just check the intervals between some of those items and consider how long they really are.<br /><br />A couple more things:<br /><br />-“Soft opening” is bullshit. <a href="http://blogs.pitch.com/fatcity/2011/02/drunken_fish_sushi_restaurant_1.php">According to the Pitch's Fat City blog</a>, they opened their doors 3 weeks ago. Also, this is the 4th Drunken Fish location—not some first-time restaurateur’s maiden voyage. They should be way better than this.<br /><br />-Our waitress, while certainly not unpleasant, was somewhat…I think “tone-deaf” is the word. She never apologized during our painful wait for nourishment. Instead, after we sat foodless for quite some time (it was sometime after my blood sugar crash) she came over and asked how everyone was doing as if we were in the middle of our meal. Then the comment cards came out, and joking that we should say she was awesome when we clearly wanted to leave??? What would have been awesome would be to get our checks. There was just no empathy whatsoever; it was rather obvious that we hadn’t had a good experience and wanted to leave but she just never saw that.<br /><br />-The staff was nice enough and meant well. The manager giving us shots wasn’t really what I wanted (especially at the time he gave them to us), but he was at least trying. And the water guy kept my glass full all night.<br /><br />Bottom line? I was already a bit wary of a place whose <a href="http://blogs.pitch.com/fatcity/2011/01/drunken_fish_power_light.php">spokesperson says</a>, “It’s not just about eating sushi. It’s about the <em>experience</em>.” When the pedestrian Japanese fare is the best part of the “experience”, you’ve got a hell of a lot of work to do.JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-50394995073787535762011-03-14T09:57:00.005-05:002011-03-14T10:16:26.138-05:00Apple in This EconomyImmediately below an article about how badly an extra quarter per gallon of gas will hurt the economy, I saw news that <a href="http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Apple-sold-close-to-1-million-rb-3041422897.html;_ylt=AkQHf_Q9WjXT2qlKhuNP12e7YWsA;_ylu=X3oDMTE1N2tlc2IyBHBvcwM2BHNlYwN0b3BTdG9yaWVzBHNsawNhcHBsZXNvbGRjbG8-?x=0&sec=topStories&pos=3&asset=&ccode=#mwpphu-container">Apple sold close to 1 million iPad2s</a> on the tablet's debut weekend.<br /><br />The most stunning thing about the article is that 60% of these toys, which cost anywhere from $499 to $829, were bought by people WHO ALREADY OWN A 1st GENERATION iPAD.<br /><br />These were released at similar prices LESS THAN A YEAR AGO.<br /><br />Look, I think I have a pretty balanced attitude toward Apple products. They're well-designed, stylish, and capable machines.<br /><br />They're also very expensive. My laptop (i5 processor, 500 GB hard drive, 4 GB RAM) cost the same as the LOWEST-PRICED iPad.<br /><br />I'm really stunned that this many people are shelling out this kind of scratch for something that does some really cool things, but is an absolutely unnecessary indulgence for 95% of the people who buy it.<br /><br />What stuns me even more is that Apple fanboys/fangirls will just lap up every new release that comes their way, never questioning why the company they revere intentionally withholds features and technology so they can get in their wallets all the more frequently.JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-32970312569388705752011-01-07T17:04:00.005-06:002011-01-07T17:50:29.510-06:00The Southwest Rapid Rewards KerfuffleEarlier this week, Southwest Airlines <a href="http://www.southwest.com/html/travel-extras/promotions/rapid-rewards-all-new.html?int=HOMEPROMO1AALLNEW110106">announced changes</a> to their popular loyalty/frequent flyer program, Rapid Rewards.<br /><br />Based on the <a href="http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/Southwest">comments on their Facebook thread</a>, it appears people are PISSED.<br /><br />Here's how it used to work: Fly a one-way segment--any segment, whether it's Tampa-Seattle or KC-St. Louis--earn one credit. Get 16 credits, earn a free flight.<br /><br />In other words, any 8 round trips within a two-year window earned you a free flight to and from any Southwest destination. They had rental car and hotel partners too (1/2 credit per stay/rental).<br /><br />Under the new system, you earn points based on how much you spend. Similarly, the points can be redeemed like cash toward flights. It's just like a hotel rewards program. The cheaper the flight, the fewer points you earn (and the fewer points it costs).<br /><br />People are not happy.<br /><br />Here's my list of reasons, followed by why I think their consternation is misplaced:<br /><br />1. <em>They don't understand the rules.</em> 'Nuff said. Kneejerk anger for the sake of anger.<br /><br />2. <em>They think they've changed the rules to make it much more difficult to earn a flight.</em> This is a little true, but not worthy of outrage. On a dollar-for-dollar basis, it now takes 10 roundtrip flights to earn an equivalent free flight (instead of 8). Note I said "equivalent". That means you can't shuttle from Tampa to Ft. Lauderdale 8 times, then earn a free round trip to Portland, OR. You shuttle 10 times, then get your 11th shuttle (or equivalent) free.<br /><br />Plus, your points never expire under the new system. A lot more people will be able to eventually earn a free flight now.<br /><br />And by the way - at one point, I was traveling 3+ times a month for work. Granted, most of that was on Southwest, but to this day I have NEVER earned a ticket on another carrier. I don't see how a leisure traveler ever could do so.<br /><br />3. <em>They think they've drawn up the point structure to benefit business travelers.</em> So what? Leisure travelers fail to recognize this: if people didn't travel for business, air travel as you know it would not exist. Period. So spare them your resentment. Businesspeople, especially those who frequently have to pay through the nose for short-notice fares, subsidize that $89 seat you bought to Las Vegas. And while you associate the airport with fun places like Sin City, they associate it with yet another week of being away from their family while they visit a construction site in Birmingham, AL. They are the only reason there are so many flights available at those fares. Forgive Southwest if they're trying to build loyalty with those who spend the most. <br /><br />Here's the real reason for the anger. <br /><br /><em>They think Southwest has sold out.</em> <br /><br />Southwest has traditionally served smaller, regional airports like Dallas Love Field instead of DFW, and destinations like Louisville, KY instead of Boston, MA. Well, guess what? They serve Boston directly now. They're back in San Francisco, and they have a presence at NY LaGuardia and Newark--all expensive places. They're not the little airline that could anymore. They're a huge carrier, and the most profitable by far of US airlines. As recently as 5 years ago, they were the closest thing to a "populist" airline as there was: no first class, no preferential treatment, no option to pay more and get more.<br /><br />Not anymore.<br /><br />You can pay extra for "Business Select", which gets you on the plane first to avoid the cattle call (and gets you a free drink and extra rewards points). <br /><br />You can pay $10 extra to upgrade to the "A" group.<br /><br />Rewards flights, which used to be valid as long as there was a seat available on the plane, can only be used on flights that are less than half-full at the time of booking. Also, I think people are pissed that they can't use $800 worth of cheapass roundtrips to earn a transcontinental flight, even though that policy was kinda ridiculous for Southwest to even offer. You can't stay 10 nights at a Motel 6 to earn a free night at the Four Seasons, for crissakes.<br /><br />And their fares? Not really all that cheap anymore when you compare them to others.<br /><br />Yes, bags still fly free. And yes, their people are more laid back/fun/friendly than those on your average legacy character.<br /><br />But everyday people are pissed because they thought Southwest was THEIR airline, on THEIR side.<br /><br />Nope. Things done changed.JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-41310808995037053022010-12-14T13:11:00.003-06:002010-12-14T13:59:57.949-06:00Why I'd Be Calling You From JailI'm a law-abiding citizen. A "standup guy", if you will.<br /><br />My worst legal transgression is my habit of driving 5-7 mph over the speed limit.<br /><br /><em>I know what you're thinking: a real wild man, this guy. *eyeroll*</em><br /><br />Well, I am what I am, and right now I'm an adult with a wife, a mortgage, a job, and a retirement account.<br /><br />In other words, I've got shit to lose. Even if I have a stupid impulse (and these are more and more rare as I age), it only takes me a moment to consider the negative consequences of acting on it. Impulse purged.<br /><br />Unless...something gets in the way of that purge. I don't worry about peer pressure, lust, any of that stuff.<br /><br />Nope. I know myself pretty well, and the only thing that worries me is that someone will just royally piss me off / get my goat / push my buttons.<br /><br /><strong>And I will pummel him.</strong><br /><br />Mind you, a single act is never enough to get me that angry. I will always present an opportunity to defuse the situation. Even a modicum of remorse, humanity, or explanation is enough to talk me down.<br /><br />What am I getting at?<br /><br />Today, I spent my lunch hour at Oak Park Mall shopping. As I left the mall, I noticed a car one aisle over swing into the parking spaces a bit aggressively.<br /><br />Sure enough, the car pulled all the way through about 5 feet in front of me without looking.<br /><br />I'm glad I saw it coming; even so, I had to slam on my brakes to avoid a collision. I laid on my horn as well. Yeah, I was kinda pissed. It was a really damn close call. <br /><br />However, the whole thing could have been over quickly. If he had raised his hand and waved or given any acknowledgment whatsoever that could be construed as "my bad", I would have waved back, calmed down, and the situation would have been over. <br /><br />Recognition. Apology. No escalation. Done.<br /><br />The next best option would have been what usually happens in this type of scenario: Driver is embarrassed by own incompetence, puts head down, and hightails it away hoping no eye contact will happen.<br /><br />No acknowledgment, so I would have stewed on it for a few minutes (again, it was really close) but I would have been over it by the time I sat through a traffic signal.<br /><br />But no.<br /><br />Bastard flipped ME off.<br /><br />And I about lost it.<br /><br />YOU messed up. YOU don't get to flip ME off!<br /><br />My mind danced with visions of the furious beating I dreamed of laying on this asswipe. That middle finger of his was emboldened by the false sense of security his car provided.<br /><br />After realizing that I was still right behind him, he got scared, cut through another gap in the parking lot, and ran a stop sign.<br /><br />Right in front of a Sheriff's vehicle. He was pulled over immediately.<br /><br />This isn't the first time <a href="http://jjsinkck.blogspot.com/2009/03/angry-hour-part-one-instant-catharsis.html">karma has been repaid so swiftly</a>. That calmed me down pretty quickly.<br /><br />And I like to think that in any situation I'll calm down, no matter what fingers are raised, no matter what words are spoken.<br /><br />But I acknowledge that one day, someone might say the wrong thing at the wrong time, and a lesson will be taught.<br /><br />I doubt this will ever happen. But if you ever get a call from jail, and it's me on the other end of the line, just know that something like this will probably be the reason why.JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-71618972213838734862010-11-30T08:42:00.006-06:002010-11-30T09:04:23.784-06:00Bar Dating: Where to Drink in NoJoCoOne of the few downsides to life in NoJoCo is the dearth of good bars.<br /><br />Most drinking establishments in the area are either unintimidating dive bars or sterile sports bars. There isn’t much to distinguish between one place and the next.<br /><br />Therefore, my wife and I turned a critical eye to some local establishments through a series of "bar dates" in the hopes of finding a decent place to get a drink.<br /><br />We needed some criteria for judgment. <br /><br />-Obviously, <strong>location</strong> is important. Anything more than 10 minutes away, we might as well go to Westport to drink at the bars we already know we like. The closer, the better.<br /><br />-Jackass <strong>clientele</strong> is a big hurdle to overcome anytime you’re drinking in JoCo; in fact, it’s generally the biggest hurdle. You’re very likely to be surrounded by preening fauxhawks, loud assholes in frathats (chewing on cigars if they’re outside), or 'woo girls' whose every inane statement is inflected like a question. It can be rough.<br /><br />We judged <strong>ambience</strong> as the vibe of the place after extracting the clientele. Music, noise level, and the feeling we got from the place in general. Highly subjective, but like most people we know when we’re in a place where we're comfortable.<br /><br /><strong>Service</strong> matters! Friendliness and attentiveness go a long way.<br /><br />Finally, <strong>beer</strong> is our drink of choice. We don’t drink Bud Light (or the ubiquitous Boulevard Wheat, for that matter). Having at least a few beers we really like is vital.<br /><br />(Food was not a factor; we have plenty of places nearby where we like to eat.)<br /><br />All categories are rated from 1 (lousy) to 5 (excellent).<br /><br /><strong><em>The Other Place – Downtown Overland Park</em></strong><br /><br />Sterile sports bar. Utterly average and vaguely pleasant all the way around. Lots of TVs and an interactive trivia game. Quite a few beers on tap, but few of any real interest – I think 1554, Sam Adams Octoberfest, and Guinness were my top 3. A bit far from our house to become a regular spot.<br /><br />Location 2, Clientele 2.5, Beer Selection 3, Ambience 2.5, Service 2<br /><br /><strong>Total = 12</strong><br />---------------------------<br /><strong><em>Maloney’s – Downtown Overland Park</em></strong><br /><br />With the spacious patio, they were considerably busier than the Other Place due to the pleasant weather the night we visited. Not a great beer selection, though they did have Tank 7 on tap. Pretty friggin’ douchetastic on the people front. Service was very friendly, though they appeared to be understaffed the night I was there.<br /><br />Location 2, Clientele 2, Beer Selection 2.5, Ambience 3, Service 3.5<br /><br /><strong>Total = 13</strong><br />---------------------------<br /><strong><em>Birdie’s – 75th and Antioch</em></strong><br /><br />Dated but comfortable décor, with lots of brass and old-school bar stools. A slightly older, more modest, well-behaved group of people having drinks. Bartender was super-friendly and took great care of us. Not a lot of beers, but I was impressed that they had the Boulevard seasonal and porter on tap (along with wheat and pale). Can’t really complain about this place.<br /><br />Location 3, Clientele 4, Beer Selection 3, Ambience 4, Service 4.5<br /><br /><strong>Total = 18.5</strong><br />-----------------------------<br /><em><strong>Barley’s Brewhouse – 435 and Midland Drive</strong></em><br /><br />When we sit on the restaurant side, we’re always pleased with our experience. But if we’re going for a drink, we sit on the bar side, and that’s where the problems start. Make no mistake - it’s a nice place, the servers generally know their stuff, and they have an elite beer selection. But damn if I don’t end up aggravated every time I’m there. Whether it’s the 50-something couple whose makeout-induced spittle almost landed on my shoulder or the assholes who just finished 18 at the muni on the other side of highway who are harrassing the waitress and jostling our table, the people who drink there just piss me off. That and the fact that it is almost as long a drive as the Foundry means we only go here if we’re eating.<br /><br />Location 1, Clientele 1, Beer Selection 5, Ambience 4, Service 4<br /><br /><strong>Total = 15</strong><br />--------------------------<br /><em><strong>Bilski’s – Johnson Drive and Merriam Drive</strong></em><br /><br />Nondescript little dive. Its best quality is its location, since it’s about a mile from our house. They have Boulevard Stout on tap in addition to Pale and Wheat, and that’s about it. The epitome of the unintimidating dive. Hardly anyone in there during our visits (early evening), so it was difficult to judge clientele.<br /><br />Location 5, Clientele 3, Beer Selection 2, Ambience 3, Service 3<br /><br /><strong>Total = 16</strong><br />---------------------------<br /><em><strong>The Pour House – 74th and Nieman</strong></em><br /><br />Jesus Christ, what a trainwreck. Dark bar, lots of black paint. Patrons yelling at the top of their lungs and pounding on tables, and the staff is okay with it. Bartender didn’t look at us for close to 10 minutes despite sitting at a table next to the bar. Waitress finally approached and said, “How are you?” When I responded with a smile, “Fine, how are you,” she sighed/smirked/expressed her utter displeasure before grunting “fine” as if I’d asked her to clean my toilet. We ordered Pale Ales, a fallback beer for me (and a last resort for my wife). The server went outside, took others’ orders, and forgot about us. After another wait, we told her we had to leave, and we left without having a drink. Thank god, because karaoke was about to start. I’m pissed that I even have to technically give them the location points.<br /><br />Location 3, Clientele 1, Beer Selection 1, Ambience 1, Service 0<br /><br /><strong>Total = 6</strong><br />--------------------------<br /><strong><em>Aftershock – 53rd and Merriam Drive</em></strong><br /><br />As much performance venue as bar; we later found out it was the headquarters of the KC Rockabilly Society. However, they had an indie rock show that night in the form of one of those battle of the bands scams where the promoter (not the venue in this case) makes all the entrants sell a certain number of expensive tickets in the hopes of loading the crowd. The bouncer didn’t make us pay because we were just there for a drink and the show was almost over. The band we saw was pretty damn good though, and we thought maybe we had found something great: a place to see music with non-pretentious people, the shows don’t start super late, and it’s a mile from our house.<br /><br />As the night progressed, we made some realizations. One, all they had to drink (for us) was Guinness. Two, it doesn’t appear they’re open unless there’s a show. Three, by the end of the night, we discovered a large number of those non-pretentious people…were underage. In some cases, like high school age (they apparently have all-ages shows rather frequently). Which really made me feel betrayed, because there’s a covenant between me and a bar: if the bar attracts good-looking people in revealing clothes, I get to observe guilt-free so long as I’m not an ass about it. Now every time I see this in any bar, the first thought through my head is, “Is she 17 or 22?” ‘Cause I damn sure can’t tell the difference. Sigh.<br /><br />Location 5, Clientele <strike>4</strike> 2, Beer Selection 1.5, Ambience 4, Service 3<br /><br /><strong>Total = <strike>17.5</strike> 15.5</strong><br />---------------------------------------------------<br /><em><strong>Waxy O’Shea’s Irish Pub – 63rd and Quivira</strong></em><br /><br />There is no singular stellar aspect to this place, but everything is above average. Good bartenders, a few beers on tap that we would actually drink, not far from the house, bonus points for regularly having people 55+ enjoying a pint or two, bonus points for having Bob Reeder and other Irish acts from time to time. It looks like a suburban chain restaurant from the outside (which it was in a previous life) but inside is cozy and welcoming. Until we try a couple more places on our list, this is likely our go-to place for a nearby drink.<br /><br />Location 4, Clientele 4, Beer Selection 3.5, Ambience 4, Service 4<br /><br /><strong>Total = 19.5</strong><br /><br />Where else should we try?JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-52555329056890805902010-11-23T11:16:00.002-06:002010-11-23T11:26:03.585-06:00Property Taxes: KCK v MerriamLast week I got my property tax statements.<br /><br />Yes, that’s “statements”, plural.<br /><br />Before my wife and I purchased our little slice of heaven in Merriam, I bought a vacant, mostly wooded lot on the WyCo side of the county line. We thought we wanted to build, but we came to some realizations. <br /><br />First, it would cost a lot more than an existing house. Second, every single person we know who has gone through building a house said it bordered on nightmarish. And HOLY CRAP were there a lot of existing houses for sale.<br /><br />We ended up with a house we really like, and in retrospect there are even more reasons that building a contemporary home on that lot was better left to our imaginations.<br /><br />Practically speaking, the lot wasn’t all that great. In the full foliage of summer, the highway noise emanating from the junction of interstates 35 and 635 was a bit muted and the bright lights of the public storage facility behind the lot were shaded from view. In the winter, not so much. <br /><br />We would have had way too nice a house for the area. This is a commentary on the area, not a commentary on our lavish lifestyle and tastes.<br /><br />And then…there are those property tax statements I mentioned.<br /><br />The mill levy in Merriam – that’s the sum of all the taxing jurisdictions, including city, county, schools, JuCo, etc. – is 118.2210.<br /><br />In the Turner School District (where the vacant lot is located), it’s 177.8620.<br /><br />Bottom line? The tax rate is 50% higher there than in Merriam. (It trumps northern Overland Park by more than 70%).<br /><br />To put it another way: a $150,000 house in KCK has roughly the same monthly payment as a $170,000 house in Merriam once you factor in the property taxes.<br /><br />KCK is still fighting an uphill battle. The tax base has continued to erode in two ways, as people continue to move away (albeit more slowly than before), and their property values took much more severe hit than most areas during this downturn.<br /><br />I feel for my hometown, but not as much as I did when I lived there. <br /><br />I don't feel so great when "it's not my problem anymore" runs through my mind. It doesn't stop me from thinking it, though.JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-45527133697735261942010-11-15T10:56:00.003-06:002010-11-15T11:14:32.955-06:00George W. Bush on CBS Sunday MorningOur Sunday morning routine usually involves watching CBS Sunday Morning and reading the paper.<br /><br />This week's episode included an interview between president George W. Bush and Jim Axelrod, which you can watch <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/11/14/sunday/main7053541.shtml">here</a>.<br /><br /><em>On the sickening feeling he got when there were no WMDs:</em><br /><br />"Well, because, sickening is the fact that so many people felt that that was the only reason we went in to liberate Iraq," he replied.<br /><br />"So in a way, the case became undermined, and it frankly, the failure to find weapons of mass destruction let Saddam off the hook."<br /><br />"Then once it was shown that there were no WMDs, didn't it undermine the legitimacy of the U.S. invading?" Axelrod asked. <br /><br />"Well, you know, that's part of the problem. You know, in some people's minds, they said, 'Wait a minute, if this is the main part of the case, we made a mistake,'" Mr. Bush said. <br /><br />"I don't think, I don't agree with that," he chuckled. "I, I think that the liberation of Iraq not only makes America more secure, it gives 25 million people the chance to live in a free society. And that free society, over time, will have a transformative effect in the Middle East."<br /><br />"And so the liberation, in your view, justifies everything." <br /><br />"Well, I think, in my view, what justifies everything is the removal of a threat," President Bush said. "[In] other words, the decision to leave him in power, and my judgment, would've been a decision that could've created enormous chaos in the world. Now, as one could envision a nuclear arms race between Saddam and Iran, and then they'd have been saying, 'Wait a minute - the failure to act created enormous stress.'"<br /><br /><em>On Katrina:</em><br /><br />When asked why Katrina was one event where he took too long to decide, President Bush said, "I got caught up in the legal system. [it's] not an excuse. I'm just giving you the facts. And that's the purpose - " <br /><br />"But you're the President of the United States," Axelrod said. <br /><br />"No, I know. But that, the purpose of the book is to show you the decision-making process. And in this case, it, in order to send troops into New Orleans, the law says that the governor must declare an emergency and request [them], or I have to declare an insurrection. <br /><br />"In retrospect, now, knowing what I know today, which is, you know, it's not exactly what you get to do when you're sitting there, I would've sent in troops a lot quicker." <br /><br />"There was a common feeling that after Katrina, you could never fully regain the trust of the American people," Axelrod said. "Did you feel Katrina was a fork in the road for your Presidency?" <br /><br />"I felt Katrina was a part of a very difficult period for my presidency," Mr. Bush chuckled. "[in] other words, I said, 'Let's reform Social Security,' and a Republican Congress didn't. Iraq was very difficult in '06. And Katrina was just a part of a narrative that, that, you know, began to undermine me personally with some of the public, a lot of the public for that matter."JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-16495161035419011662010-10-28T10:17:00.004-05:002010-10-28T10:25:20.763-05:00The Big ShowAfter 12 years and something like 800 performances, I may have reached the pinnacle of my improv career Friday night.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.tantrumkc.com">Tantrum</a> got to perform at the annual conference of the National Collegiate Honors Council. We had a captive, energetic audience of over 1,500 people.<br /><br />Our show was at <a href="http://midlandkc.com">The Midland</a>, on the same stage where Jerry Seinfeld had just performed the night before.<br /><br />It was the largest crowd I’ve ever entertained, and the largest and best venue I’ve ever played.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4QJ4k9F-MeRFUbQpj8VKVyT8NnXGTa61odRr1m9qWumcq15xLvML81t5aa0wJNQFMgpxjtiB2FbiawZunCzk-rZ2pAIHCU4JwrTpVm6T8KX3gZosFiIfvGGclpKVbPbmwH0YPD8pRTAC-/s1600/67231_450069499627_591319627_5110897_5899435_n.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4QJ4k9F-MeRFUbQpj8VKVyT8NnXGTa61odRr1m9qWumcq15xLvML81t5aa0wJNQFMgpxjtiB2FbiawZunCzk-rZ2pAIHCU4JwrTpVm6T8KX3gZosFiIfvGGclpKVbPbmwH0YPD8pRTAC-/s400/67231_450069499627_591319627_5110897_5899435_n.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5533117882258138722" /></a><br /><br />And we were ON. Just a tremendous show.<br /><br />Instead of running onto a small intimate stage, we waited--music cranked--for the enormous curtain to be lifted.<br /><br />Instead of entertaining a few dozen family, friends, and fellow improvisers, we were making more than 1,500 very intelligent people laugh big and laugh often.<br /><br />It was quite a rush, and of course it was over too soon.<br /><br />And that, in retrospect, is the bittersweet part of it. Realizing that these opportunities don’t come along very often, that we may never do such a great show for such a big room again...it’s not hyperbole to say that Friday night may have been a once-in-a-lifetime gig.<br /><br />Damn, was it fun.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuADKKGDKCTqaQHog9QP4makaU1kuBS7Dc0ZEkSzSunidrVIfvN9rjgGIZgaEV6Xh3fe99pnC0MiNb6Ujt3ydXbYtBGh0oyFnAsHeE4eR6I1ZTjz4iYPdFPyq8pWqEysoebM5WmD_sOrVj/s1600/33606_450069369627_591319627_5110893_4906317_n.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuADKKGDKCTqaQHog9QP4makaU1kuBS7Dc0ZEkSzSunidrVIfvN9rjgGIZgaEV6Xh3fe99pnC0MiNb6Ujt3ydXbYtBGh0oyFnAsHeE4eR6I1ZTjz4iYPdFPyq8pWqEysoebM5WmD_sOrVj/s400/33606_450069369627_591319627_5110893_4906317_n.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5533117640906290354" /></a><br /><br /><br /><em>P.S. This happens to be my 200th post on this here blog. It took less than seven months to get through the first hundred, and almost seventeen months to get through the next hundred. Thanks to all of you who still check in, even though my output isn’t what it used to be.</em>JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-44303885818114332322010-10-19T12:16:00.003-05:002010-10-19T12:27:38.275-05:00Overheard at the GymAfter I finished my workout today, I climbed off the cardio machine <i>du jour</i> and removed my headphones.<br /><br />A woman, probably about 40 years old, was on the elliptical in front of and to the right of me. She was talking to a girl, probably 13 or 14 years old. I'm assuming it was her daughter.<br /><br />As I walked past them to return the magazine I was reading, the girl says:<br /><br /><strong>"What are 'show-ers' and 'grow-ers'?"</strong><br /><br />My head whipped around to catch the mom wrinkling up her forehead, as if puzzled by the question.<br /><br />The guy on the machine next to her happened to be taking a sip of water, and he did the most wonderful, honest spit-take I've ever seen. As he coughed the excess water away, the mom said, "Well it looks like HE might know!"<br /><br />The guy looked mortified, and he violently shook his head side-to-side as he tried to gather his speaking voice.<br /><br />Finally, he said, "That's WAY out of my jurisdiction. I would suggest that you [the mom] look it up first and proceed with caution."<br /><br />Beautiful.JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6350523808946777113.post-30989384374839669632010-10-04T10:27:00.000-05:002010-10-04T10:28:41.415-05:00Your 2010 Kansas City RoyalsWell, another lost season has come and gone for the Royals. After flirting with 4th place most of the year, they finished with authority and ended the year in the cellar. At 67-95, they had the 5th worst record in baseball. At least they didn’t lose 100.<br /><br />The 2010 Royals were strange. The first half of the year featured Guillen, Ankiel, Farnsworth, and Podsednik—middling veterans who we knew (hoped?) would not be around in August. The second half showcased…Betemit, Blanco, and Ka’aihue.<br /><br />Yes, it was an odd year, but at least they didn’t bother getting our hopes up (Ned Yost’s All-Star Break “we’re still in it” comment notwithstanding).<br /><br />Random observations:<br /><br />-The Royals leader in home runs was shortstop Yuniesky Betancourt with 16. Yeah. Him. Technically, he was tied for the team lead with Jose Guillen, who was traded in August and only played in 106 games for KC.<br /><br />Sixteen home runs is tied with the Oakland A’s for the worst team-leading total in baseball this year.<br /><br />For perspective, Betancourt would have finished NINTH on the Toronto Blue Jays in home runs, behind such luminaries as John Buck.<br /><br />-Quiz time: Who had the lowest ERA among Royals starters this year? If you said Zack Greinke you are correct. But if you said Bruce Chen, you are also correct – they tied at 4.17. So yes, last year’s Cy Young winner and a career journeyman who throws 86 mph had roughly equivalent seasons. Chen led the Royals with 12 wins.<br /><br />Speaking of Greinke, he never looked dominant this year. The lack of motivation may have something to do with it, but he never seemed to have any of the electric stuff he showed last year. More alarming, he got absolutely SHELLED a few times. I have no idea what to expect of him next year.<br /><br />-Joakim Soria is probably the best pick in the history of the Rule 5 draft. The Royals might have the best closer in the game right now, which is about as useful as owning a motorcycle in Alaska.<br /><br />-Alex Gordon, who is ready to “dominate” next year, batted .215 in a couple hundred at-bats.<br /><br />I don’t expect much in 2011, and that’s as it should be for a Royals fan. We might see our first glimpses of the future in Montgomery, Moustakas, and Hosmer. But I see another win total in the 60s, while bigger crowds than they really deserve cheer them on between texts and facebook updates.JJSKCKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12980532680529123164noreply@blogger.com0